Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich
(whoops. i read this for june, but forgot to post my review on it)
I think this is one of the best Stephanie Plum novel's yet.
Our little bondsman(women) is off to a running start from the very first.
As usual, Stephanie loses a vehicle, this time, in the very first chapter of the novel. As usual, it wasn't Stephanies fault. In fact, her and Lulu, her co-worker/thinks she's Stephanie's bodyguard/friend, were just standing in front of the deli-mart, trying to decide if they were going to have nachos, or a sub for lunch.
When they see that the deli-mart is being robbed. Of course, with Stephanie's luck, she see's the guy without his mask, and can identify him.
It turns out, that gang volence is becoming heavier and more proliferate in the Trenton neighborhoods. It also turns out, that the gang is tired of Stephanie catching them, when they don't show up for their hearings at court, and they have decided that Stephanie needs to be stopped.
So in comes a hitman from LA, and Stephanies, on again, off again cop boyfriend Morelli, can't keep her locked in the house, and the hottest bond enforcement agent in the whole US, Ranger, isn't around to impose his will (or hot body) on Stephanie either. So she's going about her business of bounty hunting, when the hitman decides for a little up close and personal.
"I'm your worst nightmare. I'm Junkman. And I'm not just gonna kill you... I'm gonna eat you alive. You can take that as a literal promise."
Having a fight with Morelli, and not able to stay in her own apartment, (that she's turned over to her sister, sisters kids, and sisters fiance) and not able to put up with her family ('they drive me crazy'), well, there's only one place she can stay. She's found the trail to what she thinks is the 'batcave' and off she goes. Sneaking into Ranger's apartment, she feels safe and secure. At least till Ranger comes home.
So between hiding out from the hitman, doing her job in bringing in bond skips, missing her boyfriend, and lusting after another man, she has to squeeze in fittings for a maid of honor dress and get her sister a gift before the bridal shower. PLUS she's getting fat (but it must be all the coffee she's drinking, Not The Krispy Creame's!)
Laughing out loud, I finished this book in a day long marathon of reading, refusing to put it down till I finished. This one goes on the bookshelf as a keeper.